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Trump Found Guilty On All Counts
Episode 140 • Published May 30, 2024

We’ll be back soon. Thanks for your patience.


S09:E14 - "I'm Sleeping With My Clothes On"
Episode 139 • Published Mar 16, 2024

All for benefits that may be entirely speculative.


S09:E13 - "Predominantly Pale and Ginger"
Episode 138 • Published Feb 22, 2024

Folks, he’s running.


S09:E12 - "How Laws Works Without Government"
Episode 137 • Published Feb 15, 2024

They’re like adult dunkaroos.


S09:E11 - "Church Products Dot Com"
Episode 136 • Published Feb 08, 2024

You looking for a single or double entry?


S09:E10 - "Plush, Crane and Amusement"
Episode 135 • Published Jan 22, 2024

Oh, these? These are my home use gumballs.


S09:E09 - "The Stanley Works"
Episode 134 • Published Jan 17, 2024

Listening to Depaish Mode.


S09:E08 - "This Is The Face Of A Scumbag"
Episode 133 • Published Dec 31, 2023

Milk is milk - you know it when you see it.


S09:E07 - "Foods and Ingredients"
Episode 132 • Published Dec 10, 2023

Show the curve.


S09:E06 - "YOU COOK THE RICE We Bring The Stew"
Episode 131 • Published Dec 04, 2023

Seahorses: Not Your Typical Fish


S09:E05 - "The Business Just Took Off"
Episode 130 • Published Nov 19, 2023

Questioning the Responsibility of Podcast Listeners


S09:E04 - "Finnish Long Drink"
Episode 129 • Published Nov 05, 2023

Advice: Don’t Go Near an Aqueduct


S09:E03 - "That Ain't It"
Episode 128 • Published Oct 22, 2023

Now with AI-generated chapter titles!


S09:E02 - "The Three Vu's"
Episode 127 • Published Oct 18, 2023

Feels like we’ve done this episode before.


S09:E01 - "KRONCHIS"
Episode 126 • Published Oct 08, 2023

Aldi is a bodega.


S08:E14 - "I Said a Truth"
Episode 125 • Published Jul 09, 2023

Terrible, but is a fact.


S08:E13 - "Grimace Shake Fatwa"
Episode 124 • Published Jul 03, 2023

Why is no one talkin about this???


S08:E12 - "The Most Naïve Doofuses"
Episode 123 • Published Jun 25, 2023

This week, we’re bringing back straw boaters.


S08:E11 - "Whatever Happened to Articles?"
Episode 122 • Published Jun 18, 2023

It’s like comparing apples and bean pizza.


S08:E10 - "Wienermobile at the BJ's"
Episode 121 • Published Jun 04, 2023

We use a purpose instead of a mission.


S08:E09 - "The Only Corners We Cut"
Episode 120 • Published May 14, 2023

This planet is a school for souls.


S08:E08 - "The Triangle"
Episode 119 • Published May 09, 2023

Nordstrom has fallen. All is lost.


S08:E07 - "I'm Making an Intellectual Point"
Episode 118 • Published Feb 12, 2023

Man, I got a lot going on lately


S08:E06 - "Wrong DeSuckass"
Episode 117 • Published Feb 05, 2023

If you don’t think that’s important, I can’t help you.


S08:E05 - "Angela Gum, DDS"
Episode 116 • Published Jan 02, 2023

HNY, folks.


S08:E04 - "Proof of Being Un-Woke"
Episode 115 • Published Dec 22, 2022

You can’t make this up.


S08:E03 - "Simply speeding up access to goods"
Episode 114 • Published Dec 04, 2022

You’re only a worker if you’re a guy who hits things with a hammer.


S08:E02 - "The Poster's Dole"
Episode 113 • Published Nov 27, 2022

Not Left, not Right, but Forward.


S08:E01 - "Nobody Owns Cows"
Episode 112 • Published Nov 22, 2022

Select all squares with a buses.


Pop Off Episode 7 - "Strong Wawa Culture"
Episode 111 • Published Aug 21, 2022

Too much good stuff.


S07:E14 - "High-signal, Curiosity-inducing Content"
Episode 110 • Published Aug 09, 2022

Ruffles have ridges.


S07:E13 - "Jesus Green"
Episode 109 • Published Jul 31, 2022

Just trying to get to 100,000 LinkedIn followers


S07:E12 - "Aaron's Old Time Chewing Ice"
Episode 108 • Published Jul 26, 2022

Just one more fresh water canal. Just one more, bro. I promise that’s it.


S07:E11 - "Activate The Queen"
Episode 107 • Published Jul 11, 2022

Guard your energy. Protect your spirit & emotional resources. Be strategic in who you engage and why.


S07:E10 - "Scromiting"
Episode 106 • Published Jul 04, 2022

I WOULD UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAND


S07:E09 - "The Hungarian Secret"
Episode 105 • Published Jun 13, 2022

What A Morning.


S07:E08 - "Hallstatt Phenotype"
Episode 104 • Published May 30, 2022

Marijuana is a drug of despair.


S07:E07 - "Few Understand This"
Episode 103 • Published May 23, 2022

I have the exact opposite of imposter syndrome.


S07:E06 - "I've always liked the idea of juicing"
Episode 102 • Published May 16, 2022

Sorry Cowboy, I Was Staring At Your Truck


S07:E05 - "We threw out lady box"
Episode 101 • Published Apr 11, 2022

Awful. Not the same as use to be .


S07:E04 - "The Consequences of Video Essays"
Episode 100 • Published Apr 04, 2022

It’s our hundredth episode! With special guest Jess!


S07:E03 - "For Sure, Man"
Episode 99 • Published Mar 28, 2022

A highly estrogenified environment.


S07:E02 - "Friend of Corvids"
Episode 98 • Published Mar 21, 2022

Mr. Putin sir, you have been canceled.


S07:E01 - "The Jim Incident"
Episode 97 • Published Mar 07, 2022

I became worse.


S06:E14 - "Hot Dog Meat"
Episode 96 • Published Oct 18, 2021

When you take things out of bath water, the bath water decreases, does it not?


S06:E13 - "Bonk"
Episode 95 • Published Oct 05, 2021

Bonk.


S06:E12 - "The Dry Boys"
Episode 94 • Published Sep 20, 2021

This is a Pro-Sumer podcast.


S06:E11 - "Do You Eat The Peppers?"
Episode 93 • Published Sep 13, 2021

Some really sketchy behavior coming out of the SEC recently. Story time…


Pop Off Episode 6 - 9/11
Episode 92 • Published Sep 11, 2021

Never forget.


S06:E10 - "Big Chungus on Campus"
Episode 91 • Published Sep 07, 2021

This is not the PGA Golf Swing students are going to be learning from us.


S06:E09 - "The Barefoot People"
Episode 90 • Published Aug 18, 2021

We apologize in advance for this episode.


S06:E08 - "COUCH UPDATE 2K21"
Episode 89 • Published Aug 10, 2021

Andrew makes his triumphant return to the podcast, to provide a couch update.


S06:E07 - "Brineophobes"
Episode 88 • Published Jul 27, 2021

Twenty thousand dollar trashcans.


S06:E06 - "Mancala Day"
Episode 87 • Published Jul 19, 2021

Special guest host Adam Rees Anderson Esq. III


S06:E05 - "Climate Supremacy"
Episode 86 • Published Jul 13, 2021

There is simply too much in this episode for me to summarize it in a humorous way.


S06:E04 - "My Sign is Dummy Thicc"
Episode 85 • Published Jul 06, 2021

Just trying to survibe


S06:E03 - "Everything Is Shopping"
Episode 84 • Published Jun 21, 2021

Podcasting is shopping


S06:E02 - "I'm Greek"
Episode 83 • Published Jun 01, 2021

This episode is covered in sea snot.


S06:E01 - "The Longocado"
Episode 82 • Published May 24, 2021

You won’t GeoGuess what we have in this episode for you.


Pop Off Episode 5 - Precision Scheduled Railroading
Episode 81 • Published Apr 26, 2021

Extremely Special Guest Justin Roczniak (Well There’s Your Problem, donoteat) joins Andrew and Special Guest Host Liz to talk about Precision Scheduled Railroading.


S05:E14 - "Everybody Wants To Rule The World"
Episode 80 • Published Apr 12, 2021

When you order, grill to we smash sear that fresh ball of beef on a hot-buttered the burger you can taste and delicious burger.


S05:E13 - "Low Dynamic Range"
Episode 79 • Published Apr 05, 2021

Other than that, Happy Easter!


S05:E12 - "Hang Loose"
Episode 78 • Published Mar 29, 2021

🤙🤙🤙


S05:E11 - "New Pasta Just Dropped"
Episode 77 • Published Mar 21, 2021

This podcast is presented in 1x to preserve the creators’ original vision.


S05:E10 - "Mai WAIFU"
Episode 76 • Published Mar 15, 2021

We invented NFTs.


S05:E09 - "Punished Dr. Seuss"
Episode 75 • Published Mar 08, 2021

Stop trying to make us learn things. We absolutely won’t.


S05:E08 - "Financial Rōnin"
Episode 74 • Published Mar 03, 2021

Folks, you ever regret paying off a debt because it makes you lazy and slovenly? Show of hands.


S05:E07 - "The Sex Episode"
Episode 73 • Published Feb 23, 2021

It’s our 69th regular episode. You know what that means.


Pop Off Episode 4 - The Bell System
Episode 72 • Published Feb 11, 2021

People using technology to help keep down costs and improve service, keeping your phone system the best in the world.


S05:E06 - "Proponent of Gravy"
Episode 71 • Published Feb 07, 2021

Aaron has several proposals, and Andrew has several complaints.


S05:E05 - "OnlyPans"
Episode 70 • Published Feb 01, 2021

Paul Masson will sell no wine before its time.


S05:E04 - "Procedural Radicalism"
Episode 69 • Published Jan 24, 2021

Rustle up a soyrizo scramble for yourself and enjoy the episode.


S05:E03 - "The Bread"
Episode 68 • Published Jan 18, 2021

I can’t stop looking at it.


S05:E02 - "Pick Up A Football"
Episode 67 • Published Jan 11, 2021

As the coup last week demonstrates, more people need hobbies.


S05:E01 - "Crossing the Rubicon"
Episode 66 • Published Jan 04, 2021

Get steampilled with us.


S00:E10 - "Take-a-Palooza"
Episode 65 • Published Dec 21, 2020

It’s the end of the year. We round up all the takes.


Pop Off Episode 3 - "Milk Tubes"
Episode 64 • Published Dec 02, 2020

We bring you… the Mall of Food.


S04:E14 – "The Chad Company"
Episode 63 • Published Nov 16, 2020

Happy Infrastructure Week!


S04:E13 – "Oil Into Soil"
Episode 62 • Published Nov 10, 2020

It looks like you’re about to get ratioed. Would you like help with that?


S04:E12 – "Chart Alignment Chart"
Episode 61 • Published Nov 02, 2020

We preview the 2020 Election. Also, beans.


S04:E11 – "SBOOBS"
Episode 60 • Published Oct 19, 2020

Noshing on a smack barm pey wet, thinking about TaB.


Pop Off Episode 1 - Rail Freight Transport
Episode 59 • Published Oct 09, 2020

Only boxcars are good, all other freight sucks.


S04:E10 – "Service Merchandise"
Episode 58 • Published Sep 29, 2020

Just want to be curled up on the couch reading about camcorders.


S04:E09 – "Apple Season"
Episode 57 • Published Sep 22, 2020

Absolutely destroying my teeth on a caramel apple.


S04:E08 – "It's Not Fascism"
Episode 56 • Published Sep 01, 2020

Don’t worry, there’s some good stuff in this episode too.


S04:E07 – "Pasta Guide"
Episode 55 • Published Aug 24, 2020

Hyped for Honbatz.


S04:E06 – "CornCar"
Episode 54 • Published Aug 17, 2020

It’s Keyboard Opening Time! Also, we joined the KHive.


S04:E05 – "Importance of Breathing"
Episode 53 • Published Aug 11, 2020

Thinking about the stupendous crisis that awaits us.


S04:E04 – "John 8:32"
Episode 52 • Published Aug 04, 2020

Thinking about the stupendous crisis that awaits us.


S04:E03 - "These People Are Not That Smart"
Episode 51 • Published Jul 20, 2020

Thinking about reopening schools and individualism.


S04:E02 - "Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition"
Episode 50 • Published Jul 13, 2020

Thinking about free speech and beans.


S04:E01 - "Grunches"
Episode 49 • Published Jul 06, 2020

Thinking about cash registers and TV streaming services.


S00:E05 - "Glossary"
Episode 48 • Published Jun 29, 2020

Thinking about terms and concepts.


S00:E04 - "Permaculture"
Episode 47 • Published Jun 22, 2020

Thinking about the three ethics.


S00:E03 - "Why High Speed Rail Has Failed"
Episode 46 • Published Jun 18, 2020

Thinking about a how it’s just too hard to do anything with rail in this country.


S00:E02 - "High Speed Rail in the US"
Episode 45 • Published Jun 18, 2020

Thinking about a history of repeated near successes.


S00:E01 - "Huellpilled"
Episode 44 • Published Jun 15, 2020

Thinking about burning it all down so we can dig through the ashes with childlike wonder.


S03:E14 - "L4A"
Episode 43 • Published May 11, 2020

Starting to think maybe there is such a thing as society.


S03:E13 - "Keith Truthers"
Episode 42 • Published May 04, 2020

Fast-talking pundits of the world: we’re coming for you!


S03:E12 - "Glitchified"
Episode 41 • Published Apr 21, 2020

Let the great brain smoothening begin!


S03:E11 - "LilUziUSPS"
Episode 40 • Published Apr 14, 2020

Thinking maybe universal services are good and we should keep them.


S03:E10 - "The Very Smallest of Bags"
Episode 39 • Published Apr 08, 2020

There’s no time like the present catastrophe.


S03:E09 - "Thique"
Episode 38 • Published Mar 26, 2020

The takes are really marinating.


S03:E08 - "Aspirational Beans"
Episode 37 • Published Mar 20, 2020

Our Covid-19 action plan


S03:E07 - "Cap'n Trade"
Episode 36 • Published Mar 09, 2020

Not doing grievance progressivism today, sorry folks.


S03:E06 - "The Bloomberg Method"
Episode 35 • Published Feb 25, 2020

Mike Bloomberg Is The Only Democrat


S03:E05 - "Meet Depressed"
Episode 34 • Published Feb 17, 2020

Welcome to Escabeche Talk


S03:E04 - "Potato Challenge Coins"
Episode 33 • Published Feb 08, 2020

Thinking about maybe not voting blue no matter who.


S03:E03 - "Bernard Brethren"
Episode 32 • Published Feb 04, 2020

S03:E02 - "Just Build Train"
Episode 31 • Published Jan 27, 2020

Strap in: we’re going to explain Dummy Chum and Nutpicking.


S03:E01 - "Bongs, Pads, Bens, and Levs"
Episode 30 • Published Jan 21, 2020

We regret to inform you that season 3 has begun.


2019 Holiday Special
Episode 29 • Published Jan 02, 2020

Yes, we released our 2019 special in 2020.


S02:E14 - "Rich Computer Man"
Episode 28 • Published Nov 12, 2019

Announcement: you’re not crazy and it’s not your fault.


S02:E13 - "Berlin Wall Special"
Episode 27 • Published Nov 12, 2019

Andrew tells us all about the Berlin Wall.


S02:E12 - "Okay Boomer"
Episode 26 • Published Nov 04, 2019

California is cancelled, apparently.


S02:E11 - "Serotonin Fast"
Episode 25 • Published Oct 30, 2019

Introducing our direct-to-consumer humidity-as-a-service!


S02:E10 - "Use of Onion"
Episode 24 • Published Oct 22, 2019

Just harpin’ some boont


S02:E09 - "#SendUsYourSoups"
Episode 23 • Published Oct 07, 2019

You can pry our undershirts from our cold, dead hands!


S02:E08 - "Sneaking Vegetables"
Episode 22 • Published Sep 30, 2019

Deciding to maybe show solidarity with the rich


S02:E07 - "Grosperity Pospel"
Episode 21 • Published Sep 23, 2019

We need private jets,,,for our work!


S02:E06 - "Hard Workers"
Episode 20 • Published Sep 16, 2019

As hard workers, we…


S02:E05 - "#RebrandMen"
Episode 19 • Published Sep 03, 2019

The #99rules for #NewMans


S02:E04 - "That's A Big Bowl of Pasta"
Episode 18 • Published Aug 26, 2019

It’s The Official Podcast Day because Conan hath declared it


S02:E03 - "NULL"
Episode 17 • Published Aug 19, 2019

Realizing it’s our fault for the problems we are dealing with, and not Amazon’s


S02:E02 - "E-People"
Episode 16 • Published Aug 12, 2019

Turns out the “E” stands for electronics, not efficiency.


S02:E01 - "Ketchup EDC"
Episode 15 • Published Aug 05, 2019

Starting to think “disruption” is an excuse for not treating people great, tbqh


S01:E14 "De-contemptification"
Episode 14 • Published Jul 29, 2019

Thinking maybe we should stop being jealous of other people having it easy.


S01:E13 "Young Grandpa"
Episode 13 • Published Jul 01, 2019

Okay, fine, we’ll talk about the debates.


S01:E12 "Put Noodles In Your Salad"
Episode 12 • Published Jun 24, 2019

As of publishing this we are not at war with Iran, but who knows 🤷‍♂️


S01:E11 "Maybe They're Just Poor"
Episode 11 • Published Jun 17, 2019

Behold! The great squaring is upon us! Repent and cease your worship of The Consumerist Mindset and learn to live, laugh, and love.


S01:E10 "Wooloo Coin"
Episode 10 • Published Jun 10, 2019

This world is traumatizing, including coins (of which Q is a part). Good thing there’s Wooloo.


S01:E09 "Big Dog and The Strivers"
Episode 9 • Published Jun 03, 2019

Sorry if it offends you, but BIG DOGS don’t get jealous of others’ success!


S01:E08 "Butt Stevens"
Episode 8 • Published May 20, 2019

Boy, Chet Beefums sure has lots of opinions about Kids These Days.


S01:E07 "Sci-Fi Fraternity"
Episode 7 • Published May 13, 2019

Before leaving social media for real, please #GiveAaronTheVaderMask


S01:E06 "This Book is Good"
Episode 6 • Published May 06, 2019

Pals, we talk about an essential tool for interpreting the world, and also wonder how much groveling is the right amount of groveling.


S01:E05 "...for who?"
Episode 5 • Published Apr 29, 2019

Tactical framing is making us stupider, even if some of us are Masters of Science.


S01:E04 "SWEAT Pledge"
Episode 4 • Published Apr 22, 2019

Look—just because we drink fizzy water doesn’t mean our work isn’t valuable and shouldn’t provide a decent living.


S01:E03 "Tech Bro President"
Episode 3 • Published Apr 15, 2019

I mean, we talk about salad and IKEA— but mostly this is about Mayor Pete.


S01:E02 "Lying Is The Point"
Episode 2 • Published Apr 08, 2019

You’re not crazy— the world is truly “having a moment”. In this episode we suss out how to avoid the pitfalls of workism, Russia delirium (three kinds), & conferences of conservative political action varietals.


S01:E01 "Jackbooted Tots"
Episode 1 • Published Apr 02, 2019

We really explore the space— shop for sofas and learn about kitchen gadgets, then discuss how the finance world and hegemonic leaders are gonna’ get away with letting the earth burn because, “woah, turns out the unedited version of this video changes everything!”