I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

• I have a taxonomical query about it.

• The Olympics, breaking immersion due to unignorably heightened contradictions

• Or, Pie And Beer Day to those who observe

https://twitter.com/dairyslut_/status/1418949815023677442?s=21

This tweet just really tickled me, but it also made me think about ideal relationship/friendship pairings when it comes to food items (olive garden salad pepper enjoyers, for ex.)

https://twitter.com/MoreenMcG/status/1418143662312235010

• Instantly owning myself by remembering the Olive Theory and finding out that it was originally derived from How I Met Your Mother https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Olive Theory
• Brineophobe

• KonMari, like Inbox Zero, is woefully misunderstood by most of the people who wield it as a philosophy
• https://tokimeki-unfollow.glitch.me

• Artist Weiming Chen’s ‘CCP Virus’ sculpture destroyed in Yermo’s Liberty Sculpture Park

Another month, another record: SoCal home prices hit all-time high

Home prices in Southern California hit an all-time high in June, with a median sale price of $680,000, up 22.5% in a year. “It’s the craziest I’ve ever seen it,” an Irvine real estate agent said.

$20,000 trash cans. No kidding. S.F. looks to roll out prototypes on street corners

Haney questioned why the city decided to design its own bins when it could have used a model from another city. Public Works staff said existing models are sometimes too wide for San Francisco’s narrow sidewalks or have openings so large people can reach into them. But the city will also try out existing trash can models, which will cost between $3,000 to $5,000` per bin, in the pilot to see how they work.

• Sounds like the problem is, like, having so many people who need to be reaching into the trashcan to live. Maybe the trashcan isn’t the problem, folks.
• Municipalities really love designing their own overpriced solutions https://la.streetsblog.org/2021/07/22/about-that-bus-shelter-tweet-street-services-demo-draws-attention-to-sorry-state-of-l-a-bus-stops/
  • just build bench
  • “bomb-proof” trash cans in NYC subway post-9/11

Drew Magary voice: Stickers! We have stickers!