We’ll be back soon. Thanks for your patience.

All for benefits that may be entirely speculative.

Folks, he’s running.

They’re like adult dunkaroos.

You looking for a single or double entry?

Oh, these? These are my home use gumballs.

Listening to Depaish Mode.

Milk is milk - you know it when you see it.

Show the curve.

Seahorses: Not Your Typical Fish

Questioning the Responsibility of Podcast Listeners

Advice: Don’t Go Near an Aqueduct

Now with AI-generated chapter titles!

Feels like we’ve done this episode before.

Aldi is a bodega.

Terrible, but is a fact.

Why is no one talkin about this???

This week, we’re bringing back straw boaters.

It’s like comparing apples and bean pizza.

We use a purpose instead of a mission.

This planet is a school for souls.

Nordstrom has fallen. All is lost.

Man, I got a lot going on lately

If you don’t think that’s important, I can’t help you.

HNY, folks.

You can’t make this up.

You’re only a worker if you’re a guy who hits things with a hammer.

Not Left, not Right, but Forward.

Select all squares with a buses.

Too much good stuff.

Ruffles have ridges.

Just trying to get to 100,000 LinkedIn followers

Just one more fresh water canal. Just one more, bro. I promise that’s it.

Guard your energy. Protect your spirit & emotional resources. Be strategic in who you engage and why.

I WOULD UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAND

What A Morning.

Marijuana is a drug of despair.

I have the exact opposite of imposter syndrome.

Sorry Cowboy, I Was Staring At Your Truck

Awful. Not the same as use to be .

It’s our hundredth episode! With special guest Jess!

A highly estrogenified environment.

Mr. Putin sir, you have been canceled.

I became worse.

When you take things out of bath water, the bath water decreases, does it not?

Bonk.

This is a Pro-Sumer podcast.

Some really sketchy behavior coming out of the SEC recently. Story time…

Never forget.

This is not the PGA Golf Swing students are going to be learning from us.

We apologize in advance for this episode.

Andrew makes his triumphant return to the podcast, to provide a couch update.

Twenty thousand dollar trashcans.

Special guest host Adam Rees Anderson Esq. III

There is simply too much in this episode for me to summarize it in a humorous way.

Just trying to survibe

Podcasting is shopping

This episode is covered in sea snot.

You won’t GeoGuess what we have in this episode for you.

Extremely Special Guest Justin Roczniak (Well There’s Your Problem, donoteat) joins Andrew and Special Guest Host Liz to talk about Precision Scheduled Railroading.

When you order, grill to we smash sear that fresh ball of beef on a hot-buttered the burger you can taste and delicious burger.

Other than that, Happy Easter!

🤙🤙🤙

This podcast is presented in 1x to preserve the creators’ original vision.

We invented NFTs.

Stop trying to make us learn things. We absolutely won’t.

Folks, you ever regret paying off a debt because it makes you lazy and slovenly? Show of hands.

It’s our 69th regular episode. You know what that means.

People using technology to help keep down costs and improve service, keeping your phone system the best in the world.

Aaron has several proposals, and Andrew has several complaints.

Paul Masson will sell no wine before its time.

Rustle up a soyrizo scramble for yourself and enjoy the episode.

I can’t stop looking at it.

As the coup last week demonstrates, more people need hobbies.

Get steampilled with us.

It’s the end of the year. We round up all the takes.

We bring you… the Mall of Food.

Happy Infrastructure Week!

It looks like you’re about to get ratioed. Would you like help with that?

We preview the 2020 Election. Also, beans.

Noshing on a smack barm pey wet, thinking about TaB.

Only boxcars are good, all other freight sucks.

Just want to be curled up on the couch reading about camcorders.

Absolutely destroying my teeth on a caramel apple.

Don’t worry, there’s some good stuff in this episode too.

Hyped for Honbatz.

It’s Keyboard Opening Time! Also, we joined the KHive.

Thinking about the stupendous crisis that awaits us.

Thinking about the stupendous crisis that awaits us.

Thinking about reopening schools and individualism.

Thinking about free speech and beans.

Thinking about cash registers and TV streaming services.

Thinking about terms and concepts.

Thinking about the three ethics.

Thinking about a how it’s just too hard to do anything with rail in this country.

Thinking about a history of repeated near successes.

Thinking about burning it all down so we can dig through the ashes with childlike wonder.

Starting to think maybe there is such a thing as society.

Fast-talking pundits of the world: we’re coming for you!

Let the great brain smoothening begin!

Thinking maybe universal services are good and we should keep them.

There’s no time like the present catastrophe.

The takes are really marinating.

Our Covid-19 action plan

Not doing grievance progressivism today, sorry folks.

Mike Bloomberg Is The Only Democrat

Welcome to Escabeche Talk

Thinking about maybe not voting blue no matter who.

Strap in: we’re going to explain Dummy Chum and Nutpicking.

We regret to inform you that season 3 has begun.

Yes, we released our 2019 special in 2020.

Announcement: you’re not crazy and it’s not your fault.

Andrew tells us all about the Berlin Wall.

California is cancelled, apparently.

Introducing our direct-to-consumer humidity-as-a-service!

Just harpin’ some boont

You can pry our undershirts from our cold, dead hands!

Deciding to maybe show solidarity with the rich

We need private jets,,,for our work!

As hard workers, we…

The #99rules for #NewMans

It’s The Official Podcast Day because Conan hath declared it

Realizing it’s our fault for the problems we are dealing with, and not Amazon’s

Turns out the “E” stands for electronics, not efficiency.

Starting to think “disruption” is an excuse for not treating people great, tbqh

Thinking maybe we should stop being jealous of other people having it easy.

Okay, fine, we’ll talk about the debates.

As of publishing this we are not at war with Iran, but who knows 🤷‍♂️

Behold! The great squaring is upon us! Repent and cease your worship of The Consumerist Mindset and learn to live, laugh, and love.

This world is traumatizing, including coins (of which Q is a part). Good thing there’s Wooloo.

Sorry if it offends you, but BIG DOGS don’t get jealous of others’ success!

Boy, Chet Beefums sure has lots of opinions about Kids These Days.

Before leaving social media for real, please #GiveAaronTheVaderMask

Pals, we talk about an essential tool for interpreting the world, and also wonder how much groveling is the right amount of groveling.

Tactical framing is making us stupider, even if some of us are Masters of Science.

Look—just because we drink fizzy water doesn’t mean our work isn’t valuable and shouldn’t provide a decent living.

I mean, we talk about salad and IKEA— but mostly this is about Mayor Pete.

You’re not crazy— the world is truly “having a moment”. In this episode we suss out how to avoid the pitfalls of workism, Russia delirium (three kinds), & conferences of conservative political action varietals.

We really explore the space— shop for sofas and learn about kitchen gadgets, then discuss how the finance world and hegemonic leaders are gonna’ get away with letting the earth burn because, “woah, turns out the unedited version of this video changes everything!”