I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

A very important announcement

• THIS IS THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE OF SEASON ONE
  • We’ll be back after a short break to collect our senses.
  • The next episode was recorded in April, so GTFO about outdated references and stuff.

Iced Cremes Consumption Methods

• Ice cream sandwiches: why?
• Drumsticks are a better technology, honestly
• Klondike Bars is baby

The “Debates”

• Quick takes on each candidate
  • Night 1
    • Bill de Blastio
    • Tim Ohio
    • Julián Castro
    • Cory Booker
    • Elizabeth Warren
    • Beto O’Dork
    • Amy Minnesota
      • Actually, we can’t
    • Tulsi Gabbard, AKA The Cult Manchurian candidate
      • Profile: Tulsi Gabbard and Her 2020 Presidential Campaign - New York Magazine)
    • Jay Climate
      • Young Grandpa
    • John Delaney
  • Night 2
    • Marianne Williamson
    • John Hickenlooper
    • Andrew Yang
    • Pete Buttigieg
    • Joe Biden
    • Bernie Sanders
    • Kamala Harris
    • Kirsten Gillibrand
    • Michael Bennet
    • Eric Swalwell

Please, won’t somebody think of the conservative, white, upper-class men?!

• Right wingers who have Thoughts about what the Left should be doing
  • Opinion - Dems, Please Don’t Drive Me Away - The New York Times
    • Bavid Drooks

  https://twitter.com/lubchansky/status/1144680859397738496

• RIP NRA TV
  • Thoughts and prayers, etc.
  • N.R.A. Shuts Down Production of NRATV, and Its No. 2 Official Resigns - The New York Times
  • Floundering NRA Shuts Down NRATV, Good Riddance Lol

Neither, Nor, and now:

• Nequal

Everything is Politics: Corporate Donations Edition

These corps are too big to escape. Not as easy as “ILL BE GETTING MY HAMMERS FROM LOEWES FROM NOW ON!” I’m sure they donate to pro-lgbtq politicians (whoever can help their profits). But 193 anti-lgbtq politicians is 193 people passing harmful laws and I like knowing about it? @ColeEscola, 26 Jun 2019

• These rainbow flag-waving corporations donated millions to anti-gay members of Congress

Not even tactical framing

A real survey from the president’s official web site. Comin’ in awfully hot. @oneunderscore__, 28 Jun 2019

Honestly, Summer is Problematic

• Summer means a parade of long, sunny days, and it’s actually the worst - Washington Post