Join us on a wondrous journey through whatever’s on our minds this week. We have no idea what we’re doing. But we’re trying.
It’s The Official Podcast Day because Conan hath declared it
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Folks, the only Amazon Fire I want is the one plugged into my TV. Amirite? Up here.
Thin dalmation line
Thicc Orange Line
Baby please don’t leave me, I swear I’ll be better
In 1984, President Ronald Reagan declared ice cream a “nutritious and wholesome food” to help the dairy industry, since he was already trying to find a way to get rid of a surplus of 500 million pounds of cheese. In the years since, sales of ice cream have spiked on this day. Dippin’ Dots, Cold Stone Creamery, and Baskin-Robbins ran promotions and in-store giveaways on National Ice Cream Day 2019, as did PetSmart and Williams Sonoma. Halo Top gave out vouchers in a promotional collaboration with Bumble. Yes, some Americans are likely now using a dating app because Ronald Reagan had too much cheese .
The Chicken Sandwich Wars, They Have Begun
We love it!
Idea: start making fake trump catchphrases and say them in his voice in order to spread them
pigs and chickens
zima zima zima
a big bowel of pasta
Ketamine for the Troops
The president wants to make a controversial new nasal spray available to depressed veterans. The agency says it will consider incorporating the drug after it has more data.
Trump Orders ‘a Lot’ of Ketamine for Depressed Veterans - The Atlantic
Conan invents podcasting
Doing some podcast growth hacking
Actually, We Can’t: The Humiliating Weakness of Neoliberal Policy Worship
Posit: policies are great, but without power they’re meaningless.