You gotta tell ‘em! CAKE People

As the holidays draw near, a young heiress contends with the affections of a suitor handpicked by her mother. When the handsome chef, Harland Sanders, arrives with his secret fried chicken recipe and a dream, he sets in motion a series of events that unravels the mother’s devious plans. Will our plucky heiress escape to her wintry happily ever after with Harland at her side, or will she cave to the demands of family and duty?

This episode smells like we made dinner!

Top your cold lasagna with cold cheese.

Based on a movie starring famed actor Tom Cruise, “Precog Drive Thru” is a food-based thriller set in Washington D.C. in 2054, where quick service restaurants utilize a psychic technology to prepare and serve customers before they submit their order. Tom Cruise plays the head of this Prefry unit and is himself confused by a future order he hasn’t yet placed.

Is it bad for you? Probably.

This show is, somehow, still about food.

Work your body, Work your body. Work your body, Work your body. Work your body, Work your body. Work your body, Work your body. Work your body, Work your body. Work your body, Work your body.

Umm… Our midnight snacks are a little smaller this week… I don’t know.

Bracket Busters: It’s time to make your case for your Fast Food Final Four 🏀

Join us for our Pizza Cereal brainstorm session as we make vodka hand sanitizer, order ice cream McSandwiches, and drink our way through the Cantina.

Create a Jif of my bagelrito getting dipped on Leap Day, but try it with green tea or unlimited coffee before you add a slice of mayo to your sack of bacon.

Burn some burger candles in secret with s’more hot cheez balls to go with Kenny’s favorite new donut food & Kyle is chowing on Oreos, animal cookies, and Twinkie chapbalm.

Cheese-pull on your burger slip-ons for an Easter’s worth of space candy and Hot Peeps to take to Long John Silver’s Crossword Puzzle Party.

The Super Bowl commercials dunked some mug cakes into the Old Bay, but we’re Lucky enough to get our garlic bread pizza out of the ATM.

We got trends! We got dips! We got cheese! We got hair!

Eat a Night Egg - But don’t share it! Put your mini tacos in your Millennium Falcon and eat the Impossibly Most Stuf’d Oreo with Don Cheadle.

Kyle and Kenny are back with a new show! Justin Bieber’s restaurant menu, Gushers are back, sandwiches are salads, the Burger King is a sith lord, and Jolly Rancher Cereal Milk.