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Episode 463 • Published Feb 02, 2022

It’s like eating the worst toppings on a virtual private emoji pizza with the spiciest chocolate bath bombs you can make into ice cream.

Episode 462 • Published Jan 20, 2022

It’s like buying ads for billions of dollars, only to find out the charging white noise is canceled because a lawsuit alleges we slam goldfish until we can put Wikipedia dates in the correct order.

Dippin’ Tots
Episode 461 • Published Jan 12, 2022

It’s like eating across the wordle world with a pig heart, but we have to get rid of half of everything.

Peta Fasta
Episode 460 • Published Jan 10, 2022

It’s like going to CES and finding all the food trends but it’s just a TikTok restaurant.

Wanna Know How I Got These Candy Canes?
Episode 459 • Published Dec 25, 2021

It’s like a very special holiday episode!

Cake Paint
Episode 458 • Published Dec 15, 2021

It’s like hacking Taco Bell with a hot peppery doctor and a bed full of Skittles.

Peezza Partee
Episode 457 • Published Dec 01, 2021

It’s like deciding what food trends leave and stay for 2022.

The Chalupa House
Episode 456 • Published Nov 24, 2021

It’s like trending Tik Toks playing at the dinner table, but all we’re eating are sardines with Santa.

JusTim BieBits
Episode 455 • Published Nov 19, 2021

It’s like driving to Papa Johns in my Apple, but not before I eat a cotton candy lobster with buttered PopTarts.

Single-Cell Burger
Episode 454 • Published Nov 10, 2021

It’s like measuring our sleep with 800 pizzas on ad-free Twitter, and the end of bread is a cookie pizza with spicy McPlants.

Kevin Garnett Area
Episode 453 • Published Nov 03, 2021

It’s like wearing an ugly jersey to an open house with soup, salad, and sandwiches.

Strawberry Filled Forever
Episode 452 • Published Oct 28, 2021

It’s like we’re on The Taco Bell Mystery Bag Tour and it’s coming to take us away.

I'm Your Soup Dad
Episode 451 • Published Oct 27, 2021

It’s like we’re back from a small hiatus to find out our soup ages, as well as spending $2 on Taco Bell while on a plant-based cruise ship.

The Lion, The Witch, and The Dentures
Episode 450 • Published Oct 07, 2021

It’s like forgetting to eat pancakes because your Pixel has Impossible meat and is running Windows 11.

Do You Bite Your Cones?
Episode 449 • Published Oct 01, 2021

It’s like drinking Cup Noodle soda on TikTok after opening our freezer food from 40 years ago.

That's a Really Big Fryer
Episode 448 • Published Sep 29, 2021

It’s like ranking mall food based on how flipped and outraged we can get, while also letting Ring Robots watch our empty house.

Pancake Bones
Episode 447 • Published Sep 24, 2021

It’s like smelling the corn mazes instead of burning off the cherry slime from the Western Bacon Chee.

Battleship Waffle Cone
Episode 446 • Published Sep 22, 2021

It’s like upgrading your phone with a burrito, and then making a short video to show to your coworkers.

Milk'n Dew
Episode 445 • Published Sep 17, 2021

It’s like having a great Season 2 joke, but the punchline is

No Guilt, Just Gush
Episode 444 • Published Sep 15, 2021

It’s like Kyle and Kenny closing out Season 1 with some parodies and Tim Cook announcements.

Gravy Ghost
Episode 443 • Published Sep 10, 2021

It’s like eating TV dinners with your Stories on, while playing future games with a churro smell-speaker.

Episode 442 • Published Sep 08, 2021

It’s like eating Mini Churrs™ upside down in an AirBnB potato while the apple falls on your new glasses.

Chicken Scream
Episode 441 • Published Sep 03, 2021

It’s like eating the worst Pringles flavor of the month for all of your Twitter Super Follows, and following it up with the best Twix ever.

Breakfast Mouth
Episode 440 • Published Sep 01, 2021

It’s like listening to zucchini in spatial audio with Flamin’ Hot pudding squares.

I Was Born in a Macaroni Grill
Episode 439 • Published Aug 25, 2021

It’s like recreating your favorite fast food dish while being driven around SF, but nobody likes a pumpkin spice banana split.

Tooth Fieri
Episode 438 • Published Aug 20, 2021

It’s like losing your teeth eating only Southern food with Zuck in the meeting.

Episode 437 • Published Aug 18, 2021

It’s like figuring out your Taco Bell order and going on a bridge to pick it up.

Press Your Own Sandwich
Episode 436 • Published Aug 10, 2021

It’s like Kenny’s all alone today.

Glass Dads
Episode 435 • Published Aug 06, 2021

It’s like just running into your robot waiter while drinking a root beer float instead of meticulously brewed coffee.

Hey, Eyeballs!
Episode 434 • Published Aug 04, 2021

It’s like trying TikTok food trends with a new Pixel Nest device and some oddly specific chocolate chip cookies.

Like a Soft Pizza
Episode 433 • Published Jul 29, 2021

It’s like using my premiere access for looking out of my Instaglasses at the soft pizzas with some cheesecake.

The 2021 Or Not Games
Episode 432 • Published Jul 27, 2021

It’s like competing at the Olympics but you’re just playing quizzes with your brother.

DiGiorno We Have Pita?
Episode 431 • Published Jul 23, 2021

It’s like finding out your Clubhouse is full of pizza slogans and mind-blowing vanilla facts.

I Held My Phone Out The Window
Episode 430 • Published Jul 21, 2021

It’s like explaining video games to Netflix and only getting two buns on National Hot Dog Day.

Undo the Food
Episode 429 • Published Jul 16, 2021

It’s like a handheld PC playing Japanese pizza games with new emoji and sausages.

Eat Your Day
Episode 428 • Published Jul 11, 2021

Billionaires compete to list their favorite state snack, but nothing could prepare them for the next candy chicken sandwich.

Fruit Squiggles
Episode 427 • Published Jul 09, 2021

Did you feel that earthquake? No? Good, eat some 90s snacks.

Spooky Season
Episode 426 • Published Jul 08, 2021

Can you hear me? Kenny’s so annoyed by his baseball experience that he can’t even get the headlines out, but Kyle loves some chocolate with almonds today.

Dangles a Dongle
Episode 425 • Published Jul 02, 2021

Become a beta tester for Nike’s newest shoe, the Anisette Wafer. Kenny also plays another round of Fair or Not.

Hails or Teds?
Episode 424 • Published Jun 30, 2021

Pepper the Robot performs her last show at YouTube Theater, where she plays a game of Goat or Tennis Player.

Quotey Bridges
Episode 423 • Published Jun 25, 2021

Windows 11 is just shiny glass to look through at a strawberry parfait playing Battleship™.

Porridge Phalanges
Episode 422 • Published Jun 23, 2021

What kind of “tuna” is keeping your house at 78? And how many PiPs of YouTube can I get without premium?

No Salmon Comes From Philadelphia
Episode 421 • Published Jun 18, 2021

Sit in the super hot Greenroom at the Google Store and read your integration test #1.

A Blip of Fudge
Episode 420 • Published Jun 16, 2021

What else can we put in our mini-fridge? Maybe 15 million Girl Scout Cookies.

Episode 419 • Published Jun 10, 2021

Tim Cook gives us some more timbits about Apple goodies, and then Kyle quizzes Kenny on his Oreo knowledge.

500 Year-Old Tree
Episode 418 • Published Jun 08, 2021

We talk WWDC and it feels like iOS2014 all over again.

Twitter Blue Towel
Episode 417 • Published Jun 03, 2021

So many cheeses, so little time to delete tweets.

Professor Bluetooth
Episode 416 • Published Jun 01, 2021

Walk along the Sidewalk with your rotisserie chicken and listen through your BTS Laser Disc.

That Damon
Episode 415 • Published May 27, 2021

Enjoy your yearly allotment of hamburgers with a 22-cereal concoction in your old house.

Headphone Warning: Kyle went mic-crazy.

Episode 414 • Published May 25, 2021

Stop drinking that smokey wine and eat food from every ballpark in the nation!

Mega Power Frunk
Episode 413 • Published May 21, 2021

We’re driving around in our F 1.21 looking for a pizza party to celebrate talking to Pluto!

Pop-Tart Top Chart
Episode 412 • Published May 18, 2021

We’re back!

The 15 Layer Burrito
Episode 411 • Published Oct 28, 2019

It’s like beans and cheese and beans and cheese and beans and cheese and beans and mac and cheese and beans and cheese and beans and cheese and beans and cheese.

Cotton Candy Wine
Episode 410 • Published Sep 13, 2019

It’s like we have a million dollars and we’d buy you a house and buy you furniture for your house.

Episode 409 • Published Aug 20, 2019

It’s like we’re an Apple TV+ The Morning Show fancast and are just now realizing it.

Omakase Chipotle Experience
Episode 408 • Published Aug 09, 2019

It’s like the show is probably only about food now and we want to know if we’ve made a terrible missed steak.

Flesh & Bread
Episode 407 • Published Aug 02, 2019

It’s like yesterday, the last episode was so far away, now it looks as though we’re here to stay, Oh, I believe it’s Morning Show.

Wasabi Toothpaste
Episode 406 • Published May 15, 2019

It’s like you bought a Pixel 3A and the “A” stands for Apple because Kenny just can’t stay away.

Night Pepsi
Episode 405 • Published Apr 30, 2019

It’s like drinking the soda in the sky with 33 different baseball delicacies.

We Found It
Episode 404 • Published Apr 22, 2019

It’s like we entered a time vortex in 2018 and have finally emerged!

Holiday Special
Episode 403 • Published Dec 13, 2018

It’s like it might be the last episode of The Goodstuff Morning Show for a while because Kenny is having a beautiful bouncing baby.

Episode 402 • Published Nov 19, 2018

It’s like Gloppy’s final form is a mix of Kit Kat, Thanksgiving Pringles, and roast beef and gets dispensed onto the gameboard through a Keurig.

Death House
Episode 401 • Published Oct 30, 2018

It’s time for our Halloween Special! This time we’re joined by Aaron LM Goodwin of 3 Guys 3 Questions, Andrew Huster, and Harold Kachelmyer! This is the first part of our playthrough of the Curse of Strahd dungeon called “Death House.”

Toilet TV
Episode 400 • Published Oct 16, 2018

It’s like you froze all your pizzas and then melted them with 400 episodes of a molten hot podcast.

Cardboard Go-GURT
Episode 399 • Published Oct 07, 2018

It’s like we had two new hosts from another podcast on while hating cold pizza and looking for stallions on the internet.

Drive-Thru Buffet
Episode 398 • Published Sep 30, 2018

It’s like being pregnant with Taco Bell food that was heated in your Alexa-microwave for longer than it takes to play 300 new words in Urban Dictionary Scrabble.

Episode 397 • Published Sep 03, 2018

It’s like we moved and hired 5 new audio engineers and fed them nothing but pumpkin spiced foods.

Quadruple Meat, Please
Episode 396 • Published Aug 18, 2018

It’s like putting bacon on your iPad and drinking some protein Surge, all while autonomously driving some chilled ramen and chicken tenders with Juicy J and Double-Double.

Poutine in the Dark
Episode 395 • Published Aug 04, 2018

It’s like being worth a trillion apples only in certain rooms watching Star Wars, but is it Fair or Not or is it going to make you sick between two buns at the movie theater.

Five Stars, Trash Bags
Episode 394 • Published Jul 27, 2018

It’s like we’re piloting a new show where we read ideas from people and talk about them!

Sugar Muffin, I've Shrunken the Children
Episode 393 • Published Jul 19, 2018

It’s like you went to the movies alone to see someone play Fortnite in VR on a water slide with a bag of deep dish pizza.

Sausage Frappuccino
Episode 392 • Published Jul 13, 2018

It’s like the new Mac Book announcement is more important than donut-shaped chicken or french fries! But it’s not! And we’ll tell you why… on THE NUMBER ONE MAC NEWS POD ON EARTH

Soggy Microwave
Episode 391 • Published Jul 04, 2018

It’s like you warped through space and time and tours to arrive right back at the same place you know and love: Morning Show’s Fair or Not Game featuring the Minnesota State Fair.

Pasta Car
Episode 390 • Published May 29, 2018

It’s like doing a cannon ball right into a N64 game while trying to squeeze Rob Zombie onto a cartridge while discussing food opinions and slipping on all the wet gum on the ground.

A Four Michelin Tire Restaurant
Episode 389 • Published May 27, 2018

It’s like we drove into a restaurant, ordered a bunch of old segments, and ate it all shamefully in the car.

Youtube Pluremium
Episode 388 • Published May 19, 2018

It’s like we didn’t record a show for two months and then recorded in-person while eating snacks from Japan.

Best of Morning Show Vol. 1
Episode 387 • Published Mar 27, 2018

It’s like Kenny forgot to tell Kyle until after the show last time that he wouldn’t be able to record our next episode live, so Kyle made a collection of dumb segments from other episodes.

Episode 386 • Published Mar 20, 2018

It’s like you’re visiting your sky-friend, Steve, who only eats nacho flavored jelly beans, but you still love him.

Hot Liquid Lava
Episode 385 • Published Mar 13, 2018

It’s like a trip to the arctic where the only thing keeping you warm is the food you ate the day before.

Ye Olde Beste Potato Chip
Episode 384 • Published Mar 06, 2018

It’s like you moved to escape the bear, but ended up in Fairbanks, AK where there are plenty of bears.

Strawberry Butts Forever
Episode 383 • Published Feb 27, 2018

It’s like you watched all of the flavors nominated for the next Coca Cola flavor, but they all tasted like beaver’s butt gland at a ballpark.

Everybody Loves a Millionaire
Episode 382 • Published Feb 21, 2018

It’s like you told the story of winning a million dollars, but all you did was buy a Wendy’s and live across the street from your parents.

Love Apples
Episode 381 • Published Feb 13, 2018

It’s like it’s your birthday! We gon’ party like it’s yo birthday! We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday! And you know we don’t give a **, it’s still your birthday!

Olive Gordon
Episode 380 • Published Feb 06, 2018

It’s like talking really slowly about $1 fusion nacho fries fried in cold marinara sauce that regrows french fry hair.

Here Comes the Death
Episode 379 • Published Jan 25, 2018

It’s like you can’t get your car started so you just sit there and listen to this episode.

I Use Someone Else's Netflix Account
Episode 378 • Published Jan 23, 2018

It’s like we have no idea what we’re doing after producing a show for four years.

Potpourri Cereal
Episode 377 • Published Jan 12, 2018

It’s like 2019. Inside your fridge, you have frozen cereal, frozen egg balls, lettuce cups, old poke from a delivery driver, and hot baby food.

It's in My Smart Toilet
Episode 376 • Published Jan 09, 2018

It’s like getting down with the sickness. You know, getting up and getting down with the sickness? Come on, just get down with the sickness. cough cough

Pyramid Cake
Episode 375 • Published Dec 27, 2017

It’s like a robot is reading lines for Mickey while eating the world’s heaviest ancient Egyptian fruit cake from the other Antarctica.

The Italian Muffia
Episode 374 • Published Dec 19, 2017

It’s like spending the whole weekend eating Froot Loops, oatmeal muffins, and fake Taco Bell items at their brand new location, but getting served from the drive through.

How to Eat an Entire Advent Calendar in One Day
Episode 373 • Published Dec 12, 2017

It’s like eating an entire advent calendar of chocolate in one sitting with your brother while doing Home Alone trivia.

Can I Get My Taters Squished?
Episode 372 • Published Dec 05, 2017

It’s like you got stopped by the Fritter Police after you got your taters smothered, covered, scattered, smashed, and loved.

Hamburger Horn
Episode 371 • Published Nov 28, 2017

It’s like deep frying a turkey in Dr. Pepper while playing the Jumanji infinite runner, Animal Crossing, and Pokemon GO while drinking HUGE BUBBLES and buying Kyle gifts.

Model 3 Frozen Burrito
Episode 370 • Published Nov 21, 2017

It’s like a eating full meal of Pringles, grilled cheese, Tesla burritos, and fake fast food secret menu items in a theater.

It's a Bed on Wheels
Episode 369 • Published Nov 09, 2017

It’s like paying $30 to go to Disneyland and shake your phone at a self-driving car after driving all the way from Oregon with the Beatles.

Halloween Special
Episode 368 • Published Oct 29, 2017

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Morning Show. I am your cohost, your ghost cohost. Kindly put those earbuds all the way in please, and get comfortable. There’s no turning back now.

Morning Show Mini: That's it? That's it. That's it!
Episode 367 • Published Oct 23, 2017

It’s like accidentally ordering a Grand Slam while waiting in line at Nationals Ballpark and then just receiving a hot dog. Like, just a hot dog with nothing on it.

Morning Show Mini: The Pursuit of Happy Meals
Episode 366 • Published Oct 16, 2017

It’s like eating only saltine crackers for a week while a robot draws your blood to decide how many more saltines it should feed you at Beignet Fest.

Morning Show Mini: Shrimptopia
Episode 365 • Published Oct 10, 2017

It’s like boxing up your old phone in a pizza box to get enough money to go to Red Lobster for Endless Shrimp cooked by Gordon Ramsay without any ingredients.

Warm Coke Experience
Episode 364 • Published Oct 03, 2017

It’s like watching just Will Smith movies with a warm soda and pumpkin spiced popcorn with a beagle on your lap for the next two months.

A Bushel of Pizza, Please
Episode 363 • Published Sep 05, 2017

It’s like waking up from a fever dream in which you’re stuck smelling pizza and farts from the top of a roller coaster before a 96º drop to your death.

Easy Peasy Quesadillsy
Episode 362 • Published Sep 01, 2017

It’s like filling out your dating profile with your most hated food, your ideal chip flavor, your ideal water flavor, and hot chicken.

Big Ken's Bacon Weekend
Episode 361 • Published Aug 21, 2017

It’s like you popped and you can’t stop wearing a VR headset in the Kitchen while eating oreos, 6 egg tacos, and 24 Jack in the Box tacos.

Put Me in a Microwave
Episode 360 • Published Aug 15, 2017

It’s like eating a large chicken with your mutant aunt while watching the eclipse in VR at a baseball stadium.

United Sandwiches of America
Episode 359 • Published Aug 08, 2017

It’s like looking directly into the sun after trying Everything chips at the Iowa State Fair and paying too much for a burger.

Livin' Velveeta Loca
Episode 358 • Published Aug 01, 2017

It’s like only paying $3 for U2 bread, a processed spreadable cheese, and glorious everything bagel potato chips from the back seat of a car in a drive thru.

Kenny Breaks Kyle's NDA
Episode 357 • Published Jul 24, 2017

It’s like trying to relax on a weekend by watching a trailer for a movie where a bear races to get the first FastPass from every ride at Disneyland.

Is a Lobster a Bug?
Episode 356 • Published Jul 18, 2017

It’s like getting a pre-portioned meal with cheese, caviar, breakfast ketchup, and a burger with pizza buns delivered to your door via waterslide.

It's Not Pickle Sweat
Episode 355 • Published Jul 12, 2017

It’s like adding Top Ramen Pringles, the NutZoom, a grape slicer, boozy ice cream, and a second thumb to your Amazon cart while driving.

GAK™ Alley
Episode 354 • Published Jun 27, 2017

It’s like playing Donkey Kong Country while drinking Spicy Watermelon Lemonade on Spinsanity eating a Porkle with Breakfast Salsa.

Chocolate Newton
Episode 353 • Published Jun 23, 2017

It’s like telling your stomachist that you’ve eaten fig newtons, cashews with glass, and 50,000 lbs of Charlie the Chicken while sailing on the Hydrogen Iodide seas.

Episode 352 • Published Jun 20, 2017

It’s like getting back from vacation after barfing up a mile-long pizza all over a boat, a building, and a plane.

National Milk Julep Day
Episode 351 • Published May 30, 2017

It’s like carrying a bunch of boxes of candy through the bridge of the Enterprise in VR to the bow of the Enterprise and hoping to not get sea sick.

Lunchtime Hustle
Episode 350 • Published May 23, 2017

It’s like eating stale twister fries covered in contaminated cheese before getting on the Wave Breaker™ and listening to the Golden Eye OST.

The Incredible Journey
Episode 349 • Published May 16, 2017

It’s like trying to find your way back home with a sassy cat while eating charcoal-flavored sliders while plunging 125ft into a hot and spicy soup.

Mac N Cheese Twister
Episode 348 • Published May 09, 2017

It’s like stabbing yourself over and over with a knife made of french fries while playing a game of Mac N Cheese Twister in a hotel room outside the Apple Tree Headquarters.

Blacklight Mozzarella
Episode 347 • Published May 01, 2017

It’s like Alexa screaming a nacho recipe at you while you drive to New York to get an ice-cold ketchup drink with thrice-fried chicken on top that glows in the dark.

Donkey Kong Baseball 64
Episode 346 • Published Apr 26, 2017

It’s like jumping over a catcher with golf balls in your mouth wearing VR goggles at the Grand Canyon into a pan of paella.

I Am the Mayonnaise Phoenix
Episode 345 • Published Apr 19, 2017

It’s like getting to skip school to ride the train in a closet with only your high school friends to a rice ball shop covered in hot cheeto dust.

Who Wants to Hug a Pirate?
Episode 344 • Published Apr 11, 2017

It’s like a one-way ticket to Disneyland to hug a warm robot made of fast-food vape juice and ballpark food.

Twinkie Goo
Episode 343 • Published Apr 04, 2017

Welcome to The Goodstuff Morning Show: It’s like sneaking into the movie theater with cordon bleu in your purse to see a movie with a Tyrannosaurus Rex on Mars.

A Spray Tan for Your Dessert
Episode 342 • Published Mar 28, 2017

Welcome to The Goodstuff Morning Show: It’s like driving with just your brights on through a meat field of human alterna-flesh in a 6-wheeled robot carrying a black forest cake.

Octogenarian Mutant Ninja Turtles
Episode 341 • Published Mar 15, 2017

Welcome to The Goodstuff Morning Show: It’s like waking up with dry-mouth after eating an orange chicken burrito with an infant ninja turtle whose shell glows like the top of a police car that parks itself when you wave at it.

DJ Tornado
Episode 340 • Published Mar 07, 2017

Crown roast of pork earns its name when a pork loin is formed into a circle with the ribs pointing upwards forming the points of a crown. Often they are held together with twine. It is then seasoned, and often stuffed, roasted and served, making a beautiful centerpiece on the table. The ends of the bones may be given a paper frill treatment for added decoration.

Chocolate Scrambled Eggs
Episode 339 • Published Feb 28, 2017

We’ve got a new theme song, Kenny thinks it’s Fryday, McRib Chalupas, horses with wheels, VR isolation tanks, Sunny-D, and more!

Episode 338 • Published Feb 21, 2017

Sneezing into your wisdom holes, cutting sausages with Alexa, cooking yourself from the inside, driving to the middle of Washington, and Kenny’s definitive french fry ranking: 1. In N Out, 2. Carl’s Jr, 3. Jack in the Box, 4. Burger King, 5. Arby’s.

Totes Murdered Out Chicken
Episode 337 • Published Feb 08, 2017

Their beak and tongue, black comb and wattles; even their meat, bones and organs appear black. The blood of the Ayam Cemani is normally colored.

Episode 336 • Published Jan 31, 2017

As of 2009, the CIA stated that there were approximately 44,000 “… airports or airfields recognizable from the air” around the world, including 15,095 in the US. (If you want a paved runway, there are only 5,194.) The US has about a third of all airports, and the most of any single country.

Burg Watching
Episode 335 • Published Jan 17, 2017

Red Robin Gourmet Burgers and Brews, or simply Red Robin, is an American chain of casual dining restaurants founded in September 1969 in Seattle, Washington. In 1979, the first franchised Red Robin restaurant was opened in Yakima, Washington. Red Robin is now headquartered in Greenwood Village, Colorado, and, as of 2015, has 538 locations, including 499 that are company-owned and 99 that are franchised.

Yo Quiero Taco Neck
Episode 334 • Published Jan 10, 2017

Dental small talk, driving through trees, and a CES edition of Cool or Not?

The Canker Store
Episode 333 • Published Jan 03, 2017

It’s 2017! We’re back! We talk about mouth sore treatments, minivans, Mariah Carey the Time Traveler, and future foods.

Astronaut Sandwich
Episode 332 • Published Dec 20, 2016

We take a look at an expensive grill, robot hands, and when classic Christmas movies came out.

Upward-Facing Idiot
Episode 331 • Published Dec 16, 2016

Sandwiches under your bed, Doritos Hot or Not?, playing a pizza-shaped flute, regretful Soylent talk, and Kenny ponders the social pressures of wrist computers.

Pancake Stubble
Episode 330 • Published Dec 13, 2016

We’re back! After taking some personal time to be with family during a difficult time, we’re back behind the microphone to shake out the wiggles and keep the mood light. We’ve had a chance to watch some trailers, binge some shows, and discuss Vin Diesel.

Garbage Wallbanger
Episode 329 • Published Nov 08, 2016

In 2001, a Dachshund named Saucisse was a mayoral candidate. He won 4% of votes. Eight years later, in 2009, he participated the third season of Secret Story, the French version of Big Brother. He entered the house on Day 36. His secret is that he was a candidate at the election of Marseille Mayor. To protect his secret, he entered the house with the nickname “Secret”.

Yam Your Face
Episode 328 • Published Nov 04, 2016

Welcome Home Google, Watch some guys eat lunch with Swoop, Is that British food-slang for something?, Today is the day to eat even more candy, Sue someone because chicken is hard work, and more!

Read Recipes
Episode 327 • Published Nov 01, 2016

On July 3, 1916, in his small roadside restaurant, now Woodman’s of Essex, it is believed Chubby served his customers the first modern day deep fried claims.

Multiplayer Piano
Episode 326 • Published Oct 28, 2016

When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still. That is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight!

Receipts and Sweetmeats
Episode 325 • Published Oct 17, 2016

Oozing from the street, year-old iPads that can talk, and a lengthy round of Chewbacca or Not?

Lunch Chaperones
Episode 324 • Published Oct 14, 2016

Kenny quizzes Kyle and the two find out how 90’s snack are going to kill them.

Dolphin Taco
Episode 323 • Published Oct 04, 2016

What in the world could Google have for us today?, Facebook wants you to sell stuff to your “friends”, Taco Tuesday gets the Chipotle treatment, Everyone’s favorite ride gets a facelift, and more!

Scholastic Snack Stick Stock
Episode 322 • Published Sep 23, 2016

Check out our new Hamdog Franchise, rub some Allo on that sick burn, scary road rage stories with grandpa Kyle, and more!

Taco Bell Nasal Douche
Episode 321 • Published Sep 20, 2016

Pizza age is different than regular age, Google has something to CELL next month, Your new car is trying to kill you, Try this new congestion contraption, Anteaters are VERY HUNGRY, and more!

Eiffel 6500
Episode 320 • Published Sep 12, 2016

Do you like longer tweets?, Everybody self-drive tonight, The oldest blue jeans are the best blue jeans, Random music is rad, Dinosaur with guts, Food Friday, and more!

Potato Chips and Salsa
Episode 319 • Published Sep 09, 2016

Apple is very excited again, Galaxy Note 7 woes, Stop recycling used pizza boxes, Shoelaces of the future, Drone Burritos, The Great Ketchup Debate, and more!

And Sometimes Is Breakfast
Episode 318 • Published Sep 06, 2016

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E317 - Lightning Round
Episode 317 • Published Sep 02, 2016

Astronaut Ice Cream, too much pizza, sharing a microphone, and a really short episode. We’ll be back on Tuesday!

Third Degree Brain Burn
Episode 316 • Published Aug 29, 2016

A whole bunch of Apple news, but not Apple News, Ripelimesareyellow, Mammoth spoons from Romania, new Records of the Week, 2 Stupid Games, and more!

The Flobster Roll
Episode 315 • Published Aug 26, 2016

Disneyland food tours, thick and eggy, ride the Dole Whip, palms full of churrrrrrrrros, the results of Record of the Week, and more!

Episode 314 • Published Aug 22, 2016

Eat some Nougat and a Cuban Sandwich today, Playstation plus 10 dollars, Barbra drops the ball and a date, Y Combinator gives us things we didn’t ask for, Records of the Week, and more.

Happy Birthday, Chris
Episode 313 • Published Aug 18, 2016

Happy Birthday, Chris! Hot & Spicy Bathroom Trips, Tums Pizza, Frozen Cabbages, Goldfish Meat, Indiana Jones And The 25 Foot Whip, The Grandma Slice, and more!

Small Talk with Kenny
Episode 312 • Published Aug 15, 2016

Kyle and Kenny try a knock knock joke, How fat are babies really?, We run as fast as Usain Bolt, Whip it! Whip it LONG, Roller Coasters on VR try to kill us, Disney wants your shoes, 2 Stupid Games, and more.

Jesse Chonut
Episode 311 • Published Jul 22, 2016

Put some Nougat in a VCR and play an XboxOneS, Turkeys are good at freezing, Stuffed animals setting records, Mall cop terrorizes toddlers, A Goofy Movie still holds up, Food Friday, and more.

Episode 310 • Published Jul 11, 2016

It’s 2 weeks later and a lot has happened, Pokemon Go has taken over the world, 1969 codes for getting to the Moon, Pot8os is real?, Butter is better, Pizza Robotics is an actual thing now, 2 Stupid Games, and much more.

Catfish and the Boy
Episode 309 • Published Jun 24, 2016

Are we back yet?, Kyle and Kenny explain their absence, Drink alcohol at your favorite book store, Turn your shoe into a guitar pedal, Is it a bear or a person?, Cheetos is going nuts, Audio Pictionary, and more.

Chicken Drippings
Episode 308 • Published May 18, 2016

THIS IS IT (for a while), Google has some things in the works, We all live in a yellow pencil, Babies are not mouth-breathers, Turn your house into a smart drum set, KFC opens location with AI employees, 2 Stupid Games, and more.

Barbara Rigby
Episode 307 • Published May 16, 2016

Texas has a lot going on today, KILL FLASH, Kyle and Kenny learn why their stomachs hate them, Yo I heard you like Reese’s, The Grilled Cheese Taco!, and more.

North and Yeast
Episode 306 • Published May 14, 2016

Wait a second - it’s the weekend, Apple is weird this week, Cheese skin may give cats thumbs, We ride a roller coaster, Music from underwater and a moose, Serena Williams’ dogfood snap-saga, Food Fr-Saturday, and more.

Cirque de Raton Laveur
Episode 305 • Published May 11, 2016

Top Gear and The Grand Tour battle is incoming, Recycle your leftover manure, What really are the most popular foods?, Put a movie screen on your truck, 2 Stupid Games, and more.

Mercury Shrimp
Episode 304 • Published May 10, 2016

Shrimp-filled donuts from the ramen factory, chocolate leather holding a baguette, British Highlighters, Tuesday Trivia, and more!

Cat vs Eagle
Episode 303 • Published May 06, 2016

It’s the future again!, Don’t kill your data connection anymore, Go ahead and eat that apple whole, We obviously CANNOT speak French, Smell your way through some YouTube videos, Food Friday, and more.

Delishish Dish
Episode 302 • Published Apr 29, 2016

It’s a bit drafty in here, National Days for everyone, use your skull as a password, McWords get McMixed up, soda-flavored Pop-Tarts, and more!

Captain Au Jus Picard
Episode 301 • Published Apr 26, 2016

‘Get ready to learn what a femtobarn is, Start smelling with your mouth, It’s the Eye of the Rib Roast, Robosnake just became a nightmarish reality, Control your mirrorless vehicle with your voice, 2 Stupid Games, and more.’

The Potassium Trophy
Episode 300 • Published Apr 25, 2016

THIS IS MADNESS, How to correctly identify a group of pigs, Sleeping with the fishes means something else today, Zucchini is better than a banana, Which Game of Thrones character are you musically?, Audio Pictionary, and more.

3 Year Desk Pumpkin
Episode 299 • Published Apr 22, 2016

We discuss some important animal facts, Welcome to Earth, Fighting fire with drones, Make the best use of your dumb hoverboard, The Big Mac is branching out now, Cheerios that are late to the game, Food Friday, and more.

Episode 298 • Published Apr 21, 2016

What crazy words do we have this year, Unlimited fries you say?, Kenny invents the new dance craze, What exactly is upside-down, Is that a Goat or a Tennis player?, and more.

It's Called a Cull
Episode 297 • Published Apr 19, 2016

We’re finally available on Google Play Music, Get a quick nap in after your coffee, That’s why they call them ‘blades’, Watch some bulldozers fight over control of a construction yard, Tuesday Trivia, and more.

Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandpa Pork
Episode 296 • Published Apr 15, 2016

So many kinds of pizza - so little time, What condiments do you put on a sushi hamburger?, Gordon Ramsay loves glazed ham, Your phone case is alive, Pepper-spray pizza is the worst kind of pizza, SPACE CAKE, Food Friday, and more.

Icelandic Phone Book
Episode 295 • Published Apr 13, 2016

Amazon really wants us to read, Facebook is trying to revive chatbots, Spell some weird words for points today, Two stupid dogs inside a car can work a car horn, 2 Stupid Games, and more.

Dr Pepper Life Blood
Episode 294 • Published Apr 07, 2016

Did we like the new Star Wars trailer?, Old plants are REALLY OLD, One of the world’s best foods is celebrated today, Google knows what a few animals sound like thankfully, Dr. Pepper could save your life, Food Friday, and more.

Sharks Drinking Beer
Episode 293 • Published Apr 06, 2016

Watch Facebook in a whole new way today, And watch Star Wars with your little BB-8 too, Skype wants you to see the dumb bot you’re talking to, Ikea turns shopping into virtual reality, 2 Stupid Games, and more.

Marker Fumes
Episode 292 • Published Apr 04, 2016

Musk and Bezos duke it out with their money, Aliens can’t find us because of lasers, A fork that zaps you into tasting something, Put these eggs in your pocket and touch your toes, Audio Pictionary, and more.

Milky Buns, Red Buns
Episode 291 • Published Apr 01, 2016

We’re not April Fools, Google turns out to be a fool today, Chipotle wants to enter another food market, Zap your fridge with a laser, Hot buns - meet Milky Buns, That’s a lot of potatoes, Food Friday, and more.

Weast to Est
Episode 290 • Published Mar 30, 2016

Uh oh, is BACK, Change your middle name please, Stick your neck out for some soup, A deliciuos treat for you cold cold feet, The end-all burger that will wreck your Baseball game, 2 Stupid Games, and more.

Fuego Flavor
Episode 289 • Published Mar 25, 2016

Get your free chips and guac today, Customize your coffee to your exact liking, So many straws in the nose, What is Netflix doing to your phone?, The world’s best breakfast burrito, Food Friday, and more.

Frogs & Milk
Episode 288 • Published Mar 24, 2016

A whole new chatbot to frighten you, Put a frog inside your milk for freshness, Cake Pops are the scourge of the earth, Vinyl records are on the rise - maybe, Video Game Trivia, and more.

Episode 287 • Published Mar 22, 2016

So many National Days, We watch a deer traverse the world of GTA, Best boat name ever, Crushing stuff is the new fad, Poop Emoji Peeps - ‘Nuff said, 2 Stupid Games, and more.

Interior Crocodile Alligator
Episode 286 • Published Mar 18, 2016

Take your horse to Prom, Crocodiles are not alligators, Hammock and rocking chair finally combine, Check out this meat vending machine, We eat Sriracha Peas and have bad breath, and more.

Disappearing the Kinny Pigs
Episode 285 • Published Mar 17, 2016

Two whole years! We discover the secrets of St. Patrick’s Day, Self-lacing shoes are now a reality, Fartichokes, Rent your very own Guinea Pig, A chocolate factory that isn’t really what you think it is, Ska Band or Racehorse?, and more.

Cast Iron Shirt
Episode 284 • Published Mar 16, 2016

Your brain is weird if you tell jokes too often, Eat cereal and repair your car with the same tool-tensil, How to fold paper until it explodes, Fly today with the least amount of comfort, Who’s that Pokemon?, 2 Stupid Games, and more.

The Seaweed Sheets
Episode 283 • Published Mar 11, 2016

We discover the origins of pizza, Noodles of every shape and form, What the eclipse looked like from space, Watch out for glass in your beer, Look out for a hidden colony of orange tans!, Food Friday, and more.

Spicy Bison Milk
Episode 282 • Published Mar 09, 2016

Buffalo aren’t really buffalo, The crab that is bigger than your car, Look what’s on the inside of a rubber ducky, Mercury is made of some pencil-material, 2 Stupid Games, and more.

Super Twin Otter
Episode 281 • Published Mar 07, 2016

Brothers win weird lottery amount, There’s no crying in space, I’ll take some cereal with ice cubes please, Secret cheese and how it got there, A jump rope that counts for you, and more.

Weasel Coffee
Episode 280 • Published Mar 04, 2016

We finally tackle the Tim Tam, Our favorite video game gets a renewed release, Slide over LA in a hall of glass, The toilet that cleans itself, She found WHAT in her green beans?, Food Friday, and more.

The Murder Channel
Episode 279 • Published Mar 02, 2016

What pizza toppings are best?, That’s a lot of TV murder, The inventor of the granola bar likes diapers, Coffee in a chewable cube, Your friends know when you sleep because Facebook, Two Stupid Games!, and more.

Keurig for Protein
Episode 278 • Published Feb 29, 2016

It’s the last day we have to say the word ‘February’!, We cover the winners of last night’s Oscars, How many Starbucks are in Italy?, Molten copper gets poured on the weirdest things, Real trains - real people, Real Kickstarter or Fake?, and more.

Cool I'm Going to Be a X-Man
Episode 277 • Published Feb 26, 2016

Find out what Mozart did in his spare time, Google knows where you are no matter what, Make that bread from Star Wars, Is there a new Pokemon game really?, Hear the loudest burp ever recorded, Food Friday, and more.

Chest Arm
Episode 276 • Published Feb 24, 2016

There are more ways to annoy people on Facebook now, VW is a better sausage-seller than car-seller, Let your phone record your most intimate teeth moments, Robots can’t get knocked down ever again, Who Said It?, and more.

Old Pennies and 7up
Episode 275 • Published Feb 22, 2016

Rabbits have really cold brains, Look at the sun on YouTube, This amusement park is really salty, A microscope with AI knows if you’re sick or not, Astronauts hear something in space, Audio Pictionary, and more.

Tastes like Caca!
Episode 274 • Published Feb 19, 2016

Drive around in your very own NERF car, How much does it cost to make Shredded Wheat?, Knock Knock jokes can save a cat’s life, Scary teddy bears are just nightmare fuel, Sit and stand at the same time, Food Friday, and more.

Ice is Crazy!
Episode 273 • Published Feb 17, 2016

What happens when Kenny goes to Disneyland - we find out, WiFi is about to be as fast as an airplane, More Monopoly news and it’s not good, Does molten steel destroy snowballs?, Your chair has a mind of its own, Nerf wants to annihilate your siblings, and more.

The One Without Kenny
Episode 272 • Published Feb 15, 2016

While Kenny drives to the happiest place on Earth, Kyle covers the day’s top stories, rides a hoverboard, looks at his Apple Watch, and plays one of the gazillion versions of Monopoly.

I’m Full of Black Tar and Hate
Episode 271 • Published Feb 12, 2016

We try something a little different for Food Friday, A robot that changes color turns out to be underwhelming, Slide down the hill and break your legs while you do it, China’s doing entertainment right with a league of robots, The king of burgers wants to be king of hot dogs, and more.

Episode 270 • Published Feb 10, 2016

Amazon is already prepared for a zombie outbreak, We are using our sinks for the wrong reason, How long is the longest selfie stick?, Robot golfer is better than Human golfer, Hidden galaxies in our own backyard, Name That Sound, and more.

Molasses Mondays
Episode 269 • Published Feb 08, 2016

We watched the Super Bowl so you don’t have to, Kyle became a pizza slicer over the weekend, Utah wants you to throw their stuff into lakes, Salads at McDonald’s are fatter than fat, We play Audio Pictionary, and more.

MILO and Beans
Episode 268 • Published Feb 05, 2016

Little Caesars is bringing back an instant classic, How are you watching the Super Bowl this weekend?, Get Sriracha in a convenient little packet, Kit Kats without wafers are a tragedy, Go ahead and ask Alexa for a pizza - it’ll work now, and more.

Fact Sandwich
Episode 267 • Published Feb 03, 2016

Thanks for letting us know about the logo change Uber!, Watch out for those teddy bears stealing identities, Find out the threshold for broken eardrums from Google, If you’re a morning person then so is your whole family, Key & Peele are your new favorite commentators, Who Said It?, and more.

Backward GTA
Episode 266 • Published Feb 01, 2016

We’re back with a new name! Iowa is in a neck-and-neck dead heat with voters, The Super Bowl costs a lot to just look at your phone, Airmail is now on your iPhone, Is this a real Kickstarter or not?, Uh oh - T-Mobile is doing something naughty with it’s video service, and more.